i don't like sucking hair
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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