i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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