Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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