My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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