Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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