im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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