People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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