I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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