Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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