On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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