naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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