ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
