watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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