so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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