and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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