Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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