this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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