i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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