this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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