I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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