rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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