I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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