He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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