Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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