miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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