11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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