I have demons in me.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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