and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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