Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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