So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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