Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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