Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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