Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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