I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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