If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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