office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
farters have to be the big spoon...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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