Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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