Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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