Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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