I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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