im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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