And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
cat food counts as protein by the way
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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