This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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