Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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