so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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