Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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