how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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