Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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