If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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