How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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