Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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