return my video game
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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