fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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