pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver just had a heart attack.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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