Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
